This is my take after much research, and thought about how i will survive a zombie attack, Many of these plans have been in the making for years, and it is your privilege to know these key secrets.
WARNING: Reading this does not grantee that you will survive any zombie attack, honestly it depends on how much they want to eat your brains. But good luck to the few who will believe and prepare for the next zombie attack.
1)Please realize that zombies are already dead, and things like: Shooting, Hitting, Biting, Stabbing, and trowing things at them, will simply piss them off.
2)Zombies are highly unintelligent creatures, and have a hard time with things like doors and windows.
3)Though conventional killing methods are usually ineffective, keeping a guillotine at hand is a good idea, because it is the fastest way to dismember body parts.
4)Zombies are not fast, and things like large vans tend to smash them quite well.
5) If you keep a supply of essentials you may be able to survive by trading key items with other zombie attack survivors.
These are just a few basics, if you would like to see my completed works please see me.
And please remember all they want to do is eat your brains.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y44TUPr3zBc
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